2016 is a good year for Male Pageantry. We had Mr. World then Manhunt resurrected. Even though Mr. International was postponed to February of 2017 (so Miss Universe lol!), we had fast-rising pageants like Mr. Global, Men Universe Model, Man of the Year who gave gorgeous men that we fantasised. Not to mention the popular national pageants such as Mister Polski and Moz Roku. Oh, I soooo love 2016!
Now, it’s time for our eyes to feast and look back on who among these men made our flower wet and excrete too much honey.
And because you asked for it, I doubled the number of our year-end countdown.
20. Costa Rica - Mr. Model International candidate
PAPI IS SUCH A BIGGIE!!!
19. Pawel Trojnar - Mister Polski candidate
That neon green underwear is not lying… obviously.
18. Bryan Ivan Perez - Mr. Puerto Rico candidate
DIOS MIO! My tight pu$$y will definitely bleed with his JUMBO CHORIZO. OH LA LA!
17. Omet Muher - Mister Model International candidate
Just like their pu$$y counterpart, Indonesian men are now being noticed in male pageantry. They’ve been sending delicious and exotic male that is spicy, tasty and sweet at the same time. Omet’s hairy chest and legs plus that bulge is simply delectable.
16. El Salvador - Mr. Model International candidate
He is wearing the rosary and I should not commit any sins. However, my eyes are betraying me. Please pray for the cleansing of my mind.
15. Karan Singhdole - Man of the Year winner
This photoshoot is so sexy I wanna join him and touch his wet… body. Guys in wet white underwear is just so sexy it makes me wanna feel my self.
14. Fernando Alvarez - Mr. World Puerto Rico
Yes! This is the second year he entered our countdown. I hope next time, he will enter me. LOL! I heard he is very friendly and approachable. Well, he is also very giving to his fans. SLURP!
13. Linn Maung - Mr. Global Myanmar
You know why he entered this list.
12. Abner Silva - Mr. Brazil World candidate
It’s 3 o’clock and I’m hungry. I need some sausage that would fulfil my needs and I think I just saw who I want to eat hihihihi!
11. Andreas Kohler - Mister Austria candidate
This photoshoot reminds me of the Red room of Christian Grey. I wouldn't mind being his Anastasia Steele as long as he is going to whip me with his thick long ahuh!
10. Jan Dratwicki - Mr. Polski winner
When he was declared the winner, some of you didn't like him. Well, not me. I just need to look down and I'll definitely kneel on him.
9. Josef Kurka - Moz Roku winner
Mr. Moz Roku is a hot daddy. He seems to be reserved but perhaps, we just need to wait for him to unleash his inner Wolverine and rip our panties. Well Josef, no need to do that as I am not wearing anything right now hihihihi!
8. Sunday Baez - Men Universe Model Venezuela
This guy has no qualms in showing his assets. Very provocative in his pictorials and has a big fine ass. I wanna sleep in between!
7. Libio La Rovere - Mr. Venezuela candidate
Tall and very sexy. And that tiny bikini, no wonder Mama Osmel chose him for his pageant.
6. Bryan Weber - Mr. Supranational France
VPL BABY! And we can almost see the “eye” of the storm. Milky and creamy!
5. Tomas Martinka - Mister Global winner
The hottest male winner of 2016 for me. He’s the perfect European guy - tall, blonde with devilish naughty smile. I know some of you knows Czech Hunter and wouldn’t be so nice if we see him there. Of course, he is the hunter and we will be the prey.
4. Thailand - Mister Global candidate
I don’t know how to pronounce his name. All I know he’s one of the hottest Thai men that graced a male pageant ever! I think he’s just waiting for me to dive in between his legs. So tempting!
3. Patrick Sjoo - Manhunt winner
For obvious reasons hihihihi!
2. Diego Garcy - Mr. Supranational winner
One of the hottest winners of 2016. Tall, moreno with overflowing sex appeal. He can point that "gun" to my hungry hole anytime.
1. Victor Candia - Mr. Chile winner
I can almost taste his scrotum.
Let your ovaries and manpussies explode this 2017!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!