Couple called it quits after 115 years together

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Couple called it quits after 115 years together

Postby SPITTING BANANA » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:00 am

    

After 115 Years Together, Tortoises Go Their Separate Ways

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Tortoises Bibi and Poldi photographed at Reptilienzoo Happ in Klagenfur, Austria. (Barcroft Media /Landov)

http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/115-years-together-tortoises-separate-ways-182500381.html

Sometimes, 115 years of togetherness is enough. Bibi and Poldi, two giant tortoises at the Austrian Zoo, are (slowly) going their separate ways after more than a century of companionship.
The straw that broke the turtle's back came when Bibi (the female) began biting Poldi's shell. Whether turtle or human, gnawing on your partner's back is a sign that the relationship has hit a bumpy phase. Staff members of the Austrian zoo tried a variety of methods to re-light the flame of love, including aphrodisiacs, games, and couple's counseling. Alas, nothing worked.
Zoo director Helga Happ told the Austrian Times, "We get the feeling they can't stand the sight of each other anymore." Poldi has been moved to another enclosure, a rather big move. Poldi and Bibi had shared space for 36 years. Before that, they lived together in Switzerland.
We don't recommend biting your partner as a way to get back on the singles scene, but you have to hand it to Bibi for making a big change after 115 years. It's like she's coming out of her shell.


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Re: Couple called it quits after 115 years together

Postby c00kie » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:07 am


:%)) :%)) :%)) :%)) :%)) Lol..That was so cute.... :"> :"> :"> :"> :">
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Postby Mariana Erwin » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:09 am


That was a beautiful relationship....................
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Postby Matariki » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:13 am


i think one is suffering from alzheimers disease.
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Postby c00kie » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:15 am


Matariki wrote:i think one is suffering from alzheimers disease.


could be...hahah..could it happen to animals? hahahaa... :%)) :%)) :%)) :%)) :%)) :%))
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Postby I saw planet UR_ANUS » Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:42 am


bibi: i am so proud of you, honey
poldi: i am so tired of you too, honey.
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