Without any more brouhaha, here are the worst gowns of the last year's Miss Universe, starting with..
Miss AZERBAIJAN, Aysel Manafova
Looks like the beauty is only after the Fadil glamshot. Why this, my dear? The top part is a bit cheap, and the skirt! THE SKIRT LOOKS LIKE A MOSQUITO NET EXPOSED IN THE SOOT OF THE KITCHEN! No, guuurl. Not with that cheapskate posing as well, and the bad makeup is not helping, either. I understand this is your first time, but puhleeeease. Do some research and hire a decent stylist!
Miss BELGIUM, Noemie Happart
Seriously, this girl needs a stylist, a major divine intervention and some good gowns from somewhere. After humiliating herself in Miss World with her tacky disaster of a gown, she donned another Fashion Student Project by wearing this cancan-esque dress for the PRELIMS. Oh for chrissake, please. You outdid yourself this time, Noemie. #why
Miss BULGARIA, Veneta Krasteva
This dress, complete with the styling, screams, "I am a hot cougar mess!" The styling was the main boohoo here. Dear, you are a slut here. Stop doing the come hither stares because you'll never get a fresh young lad from the outskirts of Sofia. Not with that look, boo. No. Boo.
Miss ETHIOPIA, Mhadere Tigabe
O to the M to the F to the G. What is the deal with the multifabric dress? I actually like the side lacy detail, but the mishmash of fabrics made my eyes ache. Also, are there massive floods in Addis Ababa? Why is the dress so short?! The shoes were cheapskate looking as well.
Miss LITHUANIA, Simona Burbaite
What. In. The. World. Is. Happening? Give us back our hefty bag! This dress is not a good example of a model wearing a garbage bag and making it work. Trashy, tacky and.. ugh. The thought of Simona allowing herself to wear this messy mess is too much. You are so beautiful, honey baby. The gown trashed you. Pun intended.
Miss NEW ZEALAND, Holly Michelle Cassidy
Dear, you were dressed as a hostess in a garden party in Auckland. With your fellow hot mommas! #cougar #realhousewives
Miss ROMANIA, Roxana Andrei
Gong Xi Fa Cai! Oh goodness. You were a hostess in a garden party for the Chinese expats in Bucharest. Stop assaulting my eyes, please.
Miss TURKS and CAICOS, Snwazna Adams
This is the runaway winner of this list. Green cigarette capri pants? Green gown with cheapskate jewels scattered over her bodice? Too big shoes? That crazy updo? Guuuurl, you are Miss Turks and Caicos hosting a party for your fellow cougars in a manse off the coast of Aruba. O to the M to the F to the G. What you lack is a cigarette holder a la Audrey Hepburn, and voila! You are a winner. Now I need to have my eyes restored.
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