Miss Bicolandia wrote:
the secret puck wrote:Hey Miss Bicolandia, for the benefit of everyone, can you please demonstrate how you as a grammar expert will reconstruct the sentences above to convey what the authors essentially wanted to put across? Thank you!
Hey ka rin. Newbie ka ba talaga? Hahahaha! Nakakatamad mag-correct, pero alam ko mali-mali yan. Yung iba grammatical, yung iba conceptual. Jusmi!
Hahaha Onga! Kung grammatical errors lang e jusko kakayanin ng Microsoft Word yan/
Some of my favorites na nakakanose-bleed:Drink TURTLE'S CHOICE power drink. Turtles are born with a shell and a bone.
--- TIG-IISA LANG?! (Konek ng drink at shell?) Beetles eat trees.
--- ANLAKING BEETLE NYAN! I succeeded opening the package and my eyes rolled big over a ball.
--- ALIN ANG GUMULONG?! Some birds sing for the joy of singing and others for purpose.
--- ERRRR... BITIN We grow our hogs in our own farms so you're sure to get meat that is grown
. --- HALAMAN NA PALA ANG BABOY. Early kites were very large leaves. The string was a piece of vine.
---MALAY NATIN TOTOO! Just like human beings, books suffer and die early when treated cruelly and denied the basic necessities in life.
--BOOKS NEED FOOD, WATER, AND SHELTER, TOO!The city's voice is soft like solitudes
-- METAPHOR. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.Life is the fast rising of the sun that shines on the earth which goes around it fast.
--- METAPHOR. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. AGAIN.Life is the late realization that life is gone and we discover it late.
NAUUNAWAAN NAMAN KAHIT PAANO ANG MGA SELECTIONS SA TAAS. KUNG PIPILITIN, MAIINTINDIHAN NAMAN. HEHE PERO ITONG SUMUSUNOD...I don't lay like a hen on her eggs in the nest when there are things I can do.
- DI AKO INAHIN NA NANGINGITLOG SA PUGAD KUNG MAYROON PA AKONG MGA BAGAY NA KAILANGANG GAWIN.He seemed to be waiting for someone, not a blood relation, much less a bad blood.
---TILA MAY HINIHINTAY SIYANG TAO, HINDI KADUGO, LALONG HINDI MASAMANG DUGO (?!)Why is the sky? And why is the sky?
-- BAKIT ANG LANGIT. AT BAKIT ANG LANGIT?A flat plate is on the flower plant.
--ISANG PATAG NA PINGGAN (O PLATO) AY NASA HALAMANG BULAKLAK.
THANKS TO MISS B., WE NOW HAVE A NEW EXPRESSION HERE AT HOME:
I HAVE RAGE WITH YOU!!!! DON'T TALK TO ME I HAVE RAGE WITH YOU!!!! ("Pray whenever you have rage with anyone.")